Emoji Penis 

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

Emoji Penis by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

Butter penis 

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

Butter penis by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021

Gay penis 

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

Gay penis by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

welfare penis 

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

welfare penis by anonymous December 22, 2021

Canadian Penis 

Just a vagina… because men from Canada doesn’t have penises.

Hey bro I heard you have a Canadian Penis.
That’s pretty knarly.

Canadian Penis by Dr. Don Keedic December 23, 2021

Pyjama Penis 

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

Pyjama Penis by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022

the penis game 

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

the penis game by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022