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Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.
Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.
by Fischhead September 14, 2021
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Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
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Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
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Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.
You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
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ass monkeys

when you're surprised
'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
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Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.
That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.
by Huge Star October 8, 2021
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