by Fischhead September 14, 2021
Get the Porch Monkeymug. A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
Get the Grease Monkeymug. Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
John: oh.
If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
Get the Fuck monkeymug. A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Can also be written as 🙈🤤
by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019
Get the Blind Drooling Monkeymug. You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
Get the Hair of the monkeymug. when you're surprised
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
Get the ass monkeysmug. by Huge Star October 8, 2021
Get the Rub Monkeymug.