Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

socialist friend

A "friend" who treats everyone the same, without paying close attention to any of them, and incapable of intimate reciprocal engagement; someone who is respectful and benign, but cannot form real close bonds with others.

Have you noticed that he's a socialist friend? He's nice and talks to everyone, but no one actually invites him to hang out outside of work.

by Chener June 2, 2021

Bedst Friends

Two individuals who are best friends but are also fucking which makes them Bedst Friends so they might have a girl friend but the female friend is single and she might wanna mingle with her bestfriend 🤷🏾 ♀️

A boy and a girl become bestfriends one grows feelings and the other does too they become bedst friends only when they start fucking.

by Chaoskidd June 7, 2021

Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.

Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.

by Jay_00 June 8, 2021

Friend

Friend (in this concept) is a adorable sheep and had his owner literally DIE because a child thought it was a good idea to let a blue obsessed ghost (the sheep's owner) visit a green screen man. Friend is kind, cute, blue, and loving! Also "friend" (in other concepts) also means someone who you can get mad at but remember you had something to tell them, they keep your secrets, talk to you when you're feeling down, they can literally save your own life!

"friend is such a cute sheep!"
"I know right!"

"ugh you're so annoying!"
"wait but I need to tell you something, don't you think the teacher is being weird?"
"yeah she kinda is"

by DUDE LET ME USE A HANDLE June 12, 2021

friends

people who put us with your bull shit when no one else can

hey are we friends??

by Yo-guys-what-up June 16, 2021