U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

FAKE FRIEND DAY

fake friend say is august 4th make sure to post them! much love to all my fake friends xoxo

FAKE FRIEND DAY MEAN omg look it’s rachel my fake friend.

by weirdboy68 August 4, 2021

BEST FRIEND DAY

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!

“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”

by Zero! August 5, 2021

friend-ship

A cheesy ship for 2 people as just friends. Can be used for naming "aromantic" ships.

lapidot (Lapis and Peridot) from steven universe is the best friend-ship.

by SeeinCN August 6, 2021

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021

Best friend nut

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

by whackamole69 September 7, 2021

friend

fake

hey are your friends here?
no

by yaboi769420 September 8, 2021