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The site you are on now. "Urban dictionary is retarded"
by E-tarded February 6, 2021
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Stoopid ppl that type urbans like mervi or rike

STOOPID PPL THAT TYPE URBANS LIKE MERVI OR RIKE ARE NO BRAIN SMALL PPS
by MRVI SPXDEZ February 6, 2021
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urban dictionary

YOUR ON THE SITE CANT FIGURE IT OUT LOOK AT YOUR TAB
by smokeys daughter February 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

The place to find the most disturbing, stupid, or funniest definition
Searching for a word on Urban Dictionary is a gamble
by Bendyzy February 8, 2021
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What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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Urban dictionary

The best dictionary ever created for joke use and serious use
“I use urban dictionary a lot to search up very funny definitions of certain words, or when I am to much of a lazy peice of shit to get a dictionary
by Jackaboi February 12, 2021
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urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
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