Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021

Jack

Jack is the type of person to have a lot of friends but he leeches off other people. He is really smart but he doesn't put his brain to work. He has lots of friends and he is really cool. He can be weird sometimes, but if he becomes your friend then it will stay that way hopefully.

Person 1: Is that Jack?
Person 2: Yeah I know he is really cool.

by bruh ur mom haha December 11, 2019

Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009

jack snap

(v) when a person snaps a picture of themselves from the eyebrows up

Jordan always jack snaps Caroline when he is sad.

by caruhoh September 17, 2018

jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.

You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.

by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018

jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024