fuck it i'm on one 

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.

Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*

fuck it i'm on one by Ares Precept March 27, 2015

Twenty One Pilots

An American musical Duo originated from Colombus, Ohio. The band was formed by Tyler Joseph in 2009. The members are Tyler Joseph ( obviously), Nick Thomas, Josh Dun and Chris Salih.

Stressed out by Twenty One Pilots is one of my favorite songs.

Twenty One Pilots by King_2002 June 11, 2016

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)

Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? by Duck expert May 27, 2003

Go down on one knee 

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

Go down on one knee by andD November 3, 2006

said no one ever 

A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.

cars are useless, SAID NO ONE EVER..

said no one ever by Dent_nesh May 1, 2013

twenty one pilots

an emo af two person rap band, with a cringy as hell fanbase. Basically the Kendrick Lamar of emo.

"Hey fren yøu like twenty one pilots?"
"yeah i like 21p"

twenty one pilots by cringe me up scotty May 27, 2017

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich 

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004