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Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.
Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!
by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024
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Damage Monkey

Damage Monkey

/ˈdamij məNGkē/

Noun

A Damage Monkey is someone in teams that can deal a lot of damage. These types of people do not tunnel focus, they deal damage.
Interviews is a damage monkey.
by interviews April 28, 2021
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Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face
hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night
by jigglebit April 16, 2021
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Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.
Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
by RedCarl January 21, 2022
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Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
by Hoeh? April 10, 2024
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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
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snail eating Baggett monkey

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
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