the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

Red skull

Someone who masturbates so much that their nob permanently turns bright red.

John is such a red skull, he said he masturbates 5 times a day.

by FitzyFC December 6, 2022

rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.

i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind

by mind invasion June 20, 2011

Red gummied

When your in the act of eating a girl out on her period and you get a blood clot or other menstrual matter in your mouth and or face.

"Damm bro that bitch Red Gummied you?'

by MoMos Dank May 18, 2014

Dzell Red

Dzell Red is a fun, jolly person who loves to care for other people. Dzell Red may be selfish/selfless at times. She is daring and competitive to the things that challenges her. Dzell Red is loving but once broken she forgives but never forgets. She is a cute person.

"Dzell Red is a cute girl"

by HelaZz November 23, 2021

Red Neck Drilling

The act of taking a rake and shoving it into one's anus, making rapid twisting motions.

Yo, I heard was Red Neck Drilling the fuck out of Nate's sister in the locker room this morning!

by Windex_Weekly May 25, 2018