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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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penis

why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert
The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary
by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020
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jonathan penis

by deezies November 12, 2023
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew
by dodgy man May 21, 2024
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