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Godly Nut

Busting a big juicy nut all over the entire planet
Oh fuck I’m gonna bust a godly nut
by BitchSuperBen April 20, 2018
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Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome
"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"
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nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.
Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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CND (Chronic Nut Disorder)

1-Disease causing niggas to bust nuts

2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours
“Ayo,that nigga started dating that model with the fake ass,nigga fucked around and got CND (Chronic Nut Disorder) now”
by Blitztatic_bluu September 8, 2022
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Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.
Dating this guy is a nut kicking game
by Urbancase June 14, 2018
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num nut

whoah vicky is a num nut!
by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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