Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Flash Nut

Verb. Quick Coitus. Aka: Quickie, 2 Pumps and a Dump, 2 Humps and Bear Down.

Had to stop by home for a flash nut.

by Samwiz June 17, 2023

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017