penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis's revenge

by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022

Penis

Male genital.

Dude, have you seen his penis???

by Trainguy15 May 31, 2021

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Penis Era

An extended period of time in which you go feral

Leon is in his Penis Era! Ignore him!

by Hank Asmr December 15, 2022

Penis Crossed

To cross one's penis is the most romantic gesture commonly used to wish for luck.

S/he had his/her penis crossed and wished for some luck while preordering the ps5

by iSweariamSober May 29, 2021