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CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.
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by anonymous February 9, 2024
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Cum

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Allie closed the door behind Jake and stripped down her pants and shirt until she was left with her 65DD bra and her tight thongs. Jake pushed Allie on the bed and went on top of her and said "Be a good slut and lick daddy's dick. Soon Allie and Jake were cumming on the bed. Soon they fell asleep......The next morning......"Good morning Baby,did you have fun last night? Yes daddy lets do it again."Uhm sorry I gotta go to work...........At Work (a.k.a Julie's house?)"Baby where were you?"At work."K lets go to my bedroom.Soon they were in Julies bedroom.Julie strips naked."Do you like it Daddy?"Yea I do.Soon Julie's mouth was in Jake's dick.AAAAAhhhhhhh it feels so good.*Julie moans* ..........3 hours later........."Oh my I gotta go Julie!"Awww ok again tomorrow?"Ok bye baby.........At Sarah's house........."Hey Baby." Hi daddy."Lets go to my room."Ok lead the way babe........3 hours later........"Ok bye baby see you tomorrow."Bye .......The next day........"Honey are you ready?''Yes just one second."Cmon we're late."Ok I have a surprise for you."Allie said."OoO ok baby."Come In my room."OK.........Walks up to Allie's room........"Ta da."Julie, Sarah?!?!"Yes its your other girlfriends."how'd you know.......TO BE CONTINUED
by yummyice February 10, 2024
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cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token
"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"
by DigitalAegis February 12, 2024
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Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
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Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria
Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted
by goon_squad February 15, 2024
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Cum Ripper

When you ejaculate and put your dick pack into your pants. As the remaining cum leaks out and dries you have to rip it free from your underwear.
Didn't wipe well after sex. Had a real cum ripper when I changed my boxers.
by Big Dick Chef February 15, 2024
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Cum Bucket

When a slut with whom loves as much cum up her bucket as possible from as many guys as possible.
Hey look its that Cum Bucket Bex getting her Bucket filled with way too much Cum from way to many guys at once that its oozing out her nose n looks like she just ate a Buk Kake.

What a Cum Swapping Jizz Junkie whore that Cum Bucket is. She must be a devilish angels Cum Bucket crackwhore slut who loves having multiple cocks n there cum up her Bucket as possible on the daily.
by Dann Mann February 16, 2024
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