Cunt whiskers

Confused British slang for something that’s all messed up

Ah man there’s dog piss on the floor by the snooker table again… cunt whiskers!

by BritishDouchebag December 12, 2023

Cunt

A person who is considered mean. Similar to:

Asshole
Asshat
Bitch
Bully
Dick
Dirtbag
Douche
Douchebag
Jerk

I'm Sammy Bagel Jr, I'm happy to meet all of you, except for this meshugenah cunt over here.

by Gangster Twinks May 25, 2017

cunt sock

Slang for a condom.

Andy put his cunt sock on and made Angie's pussy bleed.

by russiaalmighty November 15, 2010

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Cunt Nugget

When the labia of a vagina is circumcised. The resulting ball of flesh is then fried together and breaded into a "nugget" of sorts. The resulting nugget is then fed to friends or enemies as a joke.

Sam - "Julia just got her labia circumcised.. she kept the flesh, you know what that means!"
John- "CUNT NUGGET TIME, get the deep frier ready"
Sam- "Let's feed it to Ron!"

by NiceYoungGent March 3, 2015

Drizzle Cunt

A person who impacts your life in a negative way. Someone who “drizzles” negativity over those around them.

“What’s up with Dave today? He being such a drizzle cunt”

by Lord Stephen September 22, 2022

Cunt

Dave Slack

Oh Pete, I hear Hannah has a Cunt as big as Dave Slack

by CuntExpert March 13, 2018