Red

Red is a term used to describe poopy-ass looking individuals with pee pee and poo poo brains.

" dude you looking really RED with that stupid ass look on your face "

by Eddie2D August 30, 2023

The Reds

When you masturbate so hard that your Penis becomes severely red and chafed.

I masturbated so hard last night I got the reds, and damn it hurt.

by Lubic Pice January 13, 2018

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Double Red

During Mario Kart, one stacks two red shells to throw successively at the racer ahead of them.

Mitch: "Hey Evan, that red shell isn't gonna do anything, I'm holding a banana."

Evan: "Doesn't matter, I have a double red."

by James Wallace-Foster August 10, 2024

the red zone

where the prostitutes are; usually downtown

"Lets go to the red zone tonight and pick up some chicks!"

by someon1657 June 20, 2019

red-tag

Also known as Reductio ad Stalinum, Reductio ad Marxisum, Reductio ad Chomskynum, Reductio ad Bakunum/Reductio ad Bakuninum, Reductio ad Libertarianum, Reductio ad Leninum, or Red-bait, is a logical fallacy (part of ad hominem) when someone dismiss speaker's argument by accusing them as a leftist

A: You're fascist <=A is deliberately doing reductio ad Hitlerum by accusing B as a fascist
B: STFU you leftist liberal special snowflake <= B is deliberately doing red-tag fallacy by name-calling A as leftist liberal special snowflake

by Sir. B February 18, 2021

Red Bull

A brand of energy drink that is equally as expense as it is bad, an 8 ounce wil set you back 1) your house and both of your kidneys (not that you need to sell them, they caused me kidney failure) and 2) your dignity, it is the starbucks of energy drinks, it tastes like cough syrup and costs you your health and reputation

Ultra Chad : why is Red Bull so expensive?

Ultra Thad : it's more of a status symbol than anything, like supreme and gucci, they aren't good, you use it to flex

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021