martian cock

Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players

Frat boy: I was dropping mad buckets until that Jersey trash showed us the Martian cock.

by Rats Nest May 22, 2008

Cock-a-teal

The male sex organ, suffering from a blueish discoloration resulting from excessive fornication with Smurfs.

Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?

Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?

Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.

Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.

by szsmll August 17, 2010

Cock Holster

–noun
1. a sheathlike carrying case for a cock.

–verb (used with object)
2. to put or put back in a mouth: to holster a cock.

Jenna's mouth is the perfect cock holster...she uses her mouth like a sheathlike carrying case for my cock...

by JTLChiTown March 3, 2009

cock taste

1. An unpleasant situation. A bitch. Refers to the unpleasant flavor in a straight man's mouth after being forced to suck a cock.
2. (Insultingly) A person who would enjoy this taste. An asshole.

"Man, why did we come here? This party's a fuckin cock taste!"
"Hey, don't throw that at me! ... Fuck! That goddam hurt, you cock taste!"

by SmallStone December 12, 2008

Dry Cock

The inability to cum after 2+ hours of sex, oral sex or touching.

We messed around for 2 hours last night and he could not cum. He had a case of dry cock.

by LtotheH September 20, 2009

Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

cock block

when your blocked and or stopped from moving forward sexually with your boy or girl spouse.

alex what is a cock block?
well kate its when your girls on top of you about to do some stuff to you and your brother comes down and asks if you want to play cops and robbers.

by katertotaidnaninanibooboo December 29, 2008