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Curse of the Black Baby

A baby doll that is black. "CURSE OF THE BLACK BABY" is written on the stomach with warning on it's back saying, "If you don't pass on the baby within 5 days muahaha...it will eat your soul!!!

Black baby has been spotted in the Northwest region of Washington, but Black Baby has been known to appear without warning in lands far away, even the Netherlands and Hawaiian Islands.
Jill Sc... said "One day I was getting into my VW Bug and in the back seat was a black babydoll just sitting there with a seatbelt on. There was a warning that if I didn't pass Black Baby on it would eat my soul"!! This was really scary since my Grandma Jean had told me a story about the cursed baby when I was little" " I survived the Curse of the Black Baby" Pass it on if you know what's good for you!!!! This is some freaky sh@*#t!!!
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National Kiss A Black Guy Day

On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed
Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day

Synthetic Jack Black 

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!
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“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

This is a pangram, and it is the coolest sounding pangram.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Breathing While Black 

In too many instances in America, a crime punishable by death.
In the eyes of Derek Chauvin, George Floyd's crime was Breathing While Black. As Chauvin suffocated Floyd for more than nine minutes, ending his life, Floyd's last words were "I can't breathe", a phrase which became a rallying cry for justice.

Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.
Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.

its bigger than black and white 

a word used by lil baby Which stands for "a unified fight against racism"
"blm!!"

"ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE"