nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

nut

1. sexual discharge

1. I nut in her pussy.
2. She nutted on my penis.

by The_Dickti0nary October 20, 2023

dog nuts

the nuts of a dog

"I love to lick dog nuts"

by lunar12334434 January 11, 2022

Mogog Nuts

Toronto's own nickname for mowgli

Yo Mogog Nuts, scoop slam

by Møwgli August 24, 2025

Eye Nuts

Eye balls

My Uncle Zed burned his Eye nuts staring at the solar eclipse.

by Fuzzynuckle March 9, 2019