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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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cum gun

the penis is god's gift of a cosmetic cum gun
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Cum for the border

When you nut in a girl's mouth and squirt a packet of taco bell sauce in it before she swallows.
Donna asked me to cum for the border tonight.
by Allsax July 26, 2025
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cum

stuff cum from pp when u want sex
i cum
by cum guy November 27, 2023
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Cum scab

After having sex; you have some semen that crusts over the tip of the urethra causing a split stream of urine. This causes urine to spray outside of the toilet bowl area.
I broken my cum scab while urinating in the urinal.
by Volkswag3n January 20, 2021
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Kingdom Cum

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022
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cum

the shit that come outta yo meat when u rub the meat
yo dude i was rubbin my meat last night and my cum was blue
by poopybumcrack October 14, 2021
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