dick cheese

something quar has

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know

by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021

cheese

a dairy.

i luv cheese.

by #kittykatklawzz April 15, 2017

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass

Fabian you smell like Cheese&Ass today

by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025

tearky mc cheese ham everything

tearky
mc
cheese
ham
everything

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything

by elbest696 November 24, 2021