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by xx_yungtrappalappa_xx February 27, 2024

Textrettes

The inability to control oneselfs emotions when texting.

That Aaron guy is a real arsehole once he starts texting.......I think he might have Textrettes.... he should see a therapist.

by Urbane wordsmith February 28, 2024

Texacution

Arbitrary taking of a life on specious grounds, suspicion of disloyalty, or because of a general meanness of spirit.

The mob grabbed him by the short hairs and administered a painful Texacution with barbed wire and hot tar.

by Crawdad Nelson March 2, 2024

texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.

Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.

by rockybfdi March 9, 2024

Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024