red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products
Dude, I got mad red shards.
by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017
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Red Vines

A horrible Twizzler clone that tastes like bathroom cleaner and has the consistency of rubber.
"Did you hear about the guy who made a rope out of Red Vines?"
by WindMills July 30, 2019
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Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 09, 2022
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epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"
by the_riviera_kid October 08, 2010
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Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.
Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.
by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016
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red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.
After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.
by Static_Deth July 15, 2013
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Red Sundae

The inflamed area around the male crotch that is the direct result of skin disease.
Wow Theo, what the hell is going on around your crotch??? It looks like you got a red sundae going on.
by Dickhead4loife August 23, 2021
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