Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Boston Red Sock

After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.

Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

Red Rocket

A man admired by the gay community for his physique, who happens to be wearing a red shirt walking through a gay neighborhood in Philadelphia.

Hey red rocket! Said by flamboyantly gay individual at the man who wanted no part in the cat calling.

by Jbake_11 July 13, 2023

rusty red

When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
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one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands

Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?

Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!

by theangrylover June 28, 2010

Red Cum

Red Cum looks like sauce, It isnt

???1: Lol look at this Sauce it tastes great

???2: DUDE! THATS NOT SAUCE THAT'S MY RED CUM

by ZiaDoodlez February 1, 2022

Red ivory

Ivory that has been poached or trafficked though illegal or immoral methods. The implication is that the product has been figuratively stained with the blood of protected animals or law enforcement officials who have been the victims of smugglers. “Blood diamonds” is a comparable term.

Portuguese customs officials seized 2 kilos of red ivory shipped from North Africa.

by Liam Yu April 18, 2010

Red Spout

When a person is receiving a handjob from a woman who is wearing a ring on her finger and it accidentally cuts the mans penis. Immediately, blood starts to squirt everywhere uncontrollably.

The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.

Trisha’s such a bitch, she gave me a Red Spout last night.

by FatalStraw January 16, 2019