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Crying Man

1. Immediately following sex the male rolls to the side of the female, curls up into the fetal position, and begins to start "crying" making the female extremly uncomfortable and questioning his manhood and if she ever wants to see the male again.

2. During sex the male begins to "cry" resulting in the female questioning his manhood, why she is sleeping with him, and if she will ever want to see him again.
Jim: Did Sean get rid of that annoying bitch he hooked up with last week.

Dave: No, not yet but tonight he is going to do the Crying Man. She probably wont want to see him or talk to him ever after that.

Sally: What happend with Mike? I thought you had a thing for him
Jane: I did, but then he started crying after we had sex. It made me so uncomfortable that I cant even look at him now.
by Scottie Wilks September 22, 2008
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kode man

the most pimp shizzle nick name for any small endowed male with the first name kodie. normally referring to an athletic teen who looks great until you look in his pants 2 find a less than average size.
girl: hey, i really had fun last night kode man, you looked so great and i had an amazing time, but you jus didn't do what i needed you to do in bed. sorry
by koko47 January 12, 2008
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Honest Man

Someone who is very honest and never lies. About anything. Ever.
Ben: Did you hear Geraint talking about what he did to that girl Rachel in that Premier Inn.
George: I thought he said it was a Travelodge, and her name was Emily.
Ben: He's such an honest man.
by ThatMysteriousGuy January 21, 2020
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man bait

any form of alcohol, mainly beer
i couldn't resist, she had man bait
by makeshift_romeo August 6, 2008
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Man Can

A man's posterier, that pops out (ala J-lo)
Look at his backside - what a nice man can!
by mancanmaker September 8, 2009
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Big Man

Someone who thinks they are big and hard. they try to pick loads of fights and are threatened if you tell them that they are one.
"Hey Big Man" - Tom

"Do you wanna fucking go fam" - Will
by Gay Nigger Faggot Jew February 5, 2018
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plant man

One of the lamest robot masters in Mega Man ever. He stars in Mega Man 6, and attacks by jumping once...and shooting a circular plant shield at you...but so slowly, you can dodge it easy.
by World Domination February 10, 2005
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