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Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry, there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024
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Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024
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Brown

Referring to taking a shit
Im going to have a brown

Are you browning in there?
by Uno_Bruno July 6, 2024
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brown mall

A mall that's dated; a mall with 80s-style brown tiles everywhere; an old-ass mall.
There's a JC Penney in that brown mall out by the cornfield.
by Divine Magnet July 9, 2024
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Tyler browned

When a male suspect locks another innocent male in a bathroom forcing him to get erect
He Tyler browned someone on the 4th of July
by Natalie Moore July 10, 2024
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brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
by Seresan July 12, 2024
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