Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 01, 2014
to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 27, 2021
by ReadyLH August 24, 2021
when two or more people with a lot of money or expensive things such as gucci, ferrari, yeezy, or supreme, are both flexing and trying to out - flex the other one
"Hey you ready to go over to Jordan's house?"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"
by Mi-Tu March 01, 2018
When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 11, 2018
More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".
Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
IN MY BAG is a phrase that originated in Philly that means a person is on task. You may hear a person in Philly say HE / SHE IS IN THEIR BAG.
by Uptown Black February 03, 2024