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Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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G4 Off-Topic Forums

The G4 Off-Topic Forums at G4 is a small internet community of lesbians, queers, pederasts, and other sexual deviants. Lovingly called "OT" by it's members, it is the most heavily trafficked forum on G4's otherwise lame site. It also holds the record for having more registered sex offenders than any other forum.

People mainly use OT to post links to porn, hentai and rotting corpses. No one cares about what's going on in your life, so don't post about it, or we'll use your thread for a free post. Some people love the idea of setting up a thread for a huge argument, then sitting back and watching the members go at, these threads are almost always about either religion, politics, or homosexuality. Others just post nude pictures of gay porn stars and flame the colored.
Everyday life at the G4 Off-Topic Forums

(thread)
Vader - Look at my funny pictures!!!
SeventhSeal - What the fuck is this crap? "Say no to crapping your pants". WTF?
Everyone else - LOL

(Another thread)
Duco - Libertarian FTW, Bush sucks.
APD - Libertarians yes, but Duco sucks.
Unacceptable_Name - Yay, Libertariens, BTW, System of a Down is the best band evar.
Everyone else - SOAD sucks, Libertarians suck, and Duco sucks.
Erin - So does Unacceptable_Name.

(another thread)
Someone - Lol, ngr.
Mod - Banned.
by SpicSanta December 14, 2008
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my dick fell off

by nick554090 May 21, 2019
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Off Tha Fryin Pan

The coolest thing ever, or a super hot track
Man this club is off tha fryin pan

or

Yo, that new one by Dirt McGirt was off tha fryin pan
by Loopy January 21, 2004
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fallen off her bike

A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.

The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!

Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.
guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.
by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010
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Hop off my Johnson

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".
Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*
by Laffs November 14, 2011
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