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popular kids

slaves of the superior society know as nerds (along with weebs who are the serfs of the nerd which is even worse). And often live in their own lies to make themselves feel better. They know deep down that they are inferior beings to the nerds and have no chance of ever getting a high status in society or ever succeeding in any part of life other then the consumption of drugs and alcohol, status of being homeless or jobless and obsessives use of abortion. They often come across as nihilistic stop other beings with superior intelligence to decipher their inner insecurity and possibly expose them to another "popular kids". Furthermore, they are Hippocratic and disloyal to their comrades and will mentally bring them down if a fault is found within them. They also often think that they are the superior and rule over the lower class such as "weebs" or "nerds" when infact they are the ones being ruled over by nerds (weebs are the pheasant class and are the worst of the worst and inferior to everything and have no place in society.)In conclusion they are inferior beings who have no place in the higher society and are insecure and will never succeed in life.
A second class being being who portrays to be perfect but infact is a inferior beings. this only applies to infancy. when they reach full maturity or immaturity ( ha ha) they are the pheasant class and part of the lowest of the low along with the weebs.( weebs shall never gain high status they were made to be slaves!). or for those of you who didnt understand.

Person 1 when in school: hey see that guy with fancy cloths and the girl.
person 2 when in school: ya he's one of the popular kids.

person1 in adulthood: hey you that guy with the degusting cloths and the bottle of alcohol.

person 2 in adulthood: ya he use to be a popular kid now hes a pesent.
by Y'all be clapped. February 20, 2021
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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
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Kids

A large-spread disease that is commonly knows as Kids. Scientists are working on a cure to cure the world of the worse than cancer disease called Kids. They disguised Apple Juice and a certain type of candy called Kids Only Candy | Nine and down. Newborns are not affected, but toddlers are. So get ready for kidmageddon.
#kids can suck my penis
by @thottyrobber on twitter December 25, 2019
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Green-screen kids

A green screen kid is when someone, (mostly consisting of children), takes someone else’s video, and green-screens themselves on-top of said video, basically re-uploading it. Most of the time, the re-uploaded green-screen video gets more then the original one.
Sane person: I hate Green-screen kids!
by 0rigina1 December 3, 2023
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass
Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID
by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
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