The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.
"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."
by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025
Get the Texas Red mug.Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.
Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.
Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
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Get the better red than dead mug.Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro
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Get the Red LED’s mug.It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
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Stranger: hey man, do you know any cool people?
me: RED IS THE GREATEST
Stranger: hey, who's the best person on earth
me: red, he's the most wonderful guy i've met
me: RED IS THE GREATEST
Stranger: hey, who's the best person on earth
me: red, he's the most wonderful guy i've met
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