Skip to main content

Nut

a yummy snack for all people and for most women
by hey my name is steve69 March 25, 2020
mugGet the Nutmug.

Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
mugGet the Crazy Nutmug.

Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
mugGet the Nut Jumpsmug.

nugan nuts

fake testicles. May be used for those who are not fully endowed, or for sex changes.
Brian got his nugan nuts today.
by Sue Billy Bob May 14, 2003
mugGet the nugan nutsmug.

Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool
“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
“Sick nuts”

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”
by Sickestnut May 22, 2018
mugGet the Sick Nutsmug.

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".
Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"
by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019
mugGet the nut pattymug.

hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized

A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big
He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized
by Andndis August 30, 2019
mugGet the hershey’s with nuts 3x king sizedmug.

Share this definition