Me Pro You Noob

The state of being pro meanwhile the person you are talking to is a noob.

Hey, me pro you noob!

by Buggy_bear_ October 22, 2019

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

Don't Make Me Nut

to get someone's hopes up, only to be let down

"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"

by DamnHe'sGood March 18, 2015

she let me hit

when a big booty hoe let you get up in dat wett wett

when i went to bonqueque house she let me hit dat coochie

by dat beez why yo momma dead February 23, 2023

pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011

yk you love me

The most attractive thing a guy can say to you

Person one: I hate you
Guy 1: I’m sowwwwy 🥺🥺🥺 whyyyy
Person one: *leaves on opened*
Person one again: I hate you
Guy 2: yk you love me 😏
Person one: I want to have your babies

by A simp for george April 6, 2021

me suda la polla

From Spain. Translated literally it means, "it makes my dick sweat." It is a term used to say, "I couldn't care less if I tried."

Dude 1: "You just spilled bong water all over the carpet, and your mom's on her way."

Dude 2: "Me suda la polla, guey."

by Shitmoyer June 11, 2006