Cum

A common misspell for the word come

Fred: Hey are you going to cum

Billy: Don't you mean come

by Loser Xylophone September 6, 2024

Cum slut

Your mom

“Your moms a cum slut”

by camcam4 January 7, 2022

Cum Catcher

You Dicksucking So hard So when that person cums the person You were dicksucking you catch there cum.

Damn Why Lano dick sucking So Hard he bouta catch The Cum today he such a fucking cum Catcher

by Mexican 99 October 17, 2017

Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!

"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"

by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021

Cum

That weird sticky white substance that comes out of yo cock when you get a little bit too excited.

he cummed last night.

by LukeeWORDS April 29, 2023

cum

when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn

when you masturbate to fast cum

by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023

Cum-Stirrer

When the sexual recipient still has waste from the previous encounter with another person.

If a prostitute has been working for consecutive hours, you are def a cum-stirrer.

by EdAdrianSaba March 23, 2018