Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 26, 2021

Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022

cum

the white stuff that comes out of you when u masturbate

i came. there is so much cum

by melxo January 12, 2021

Olivia cummings

A man

Olivia Cummings is a man

by Joker on crack March 3, 2022

Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.

He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.

by Monkey House May 25, 2020

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.

Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun

by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021