viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

by procilten (not prociten) June 09, 2021

Trace of a penis

A penis that’s so small you can barely see it

Ike pulled it out and it was just a trace of a penis

by Booey ooey May 18, 2024

p-p-penis uwu

what you hear when you watch hentai

zaddy me love p-p-penis uwu

by shitty shit March 06, 2023

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

penis vacuum

Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.

Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 08, 2022

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 02, 2021