Dan Brown

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018

Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

The Brown Waterslide

The act of peeing in ones butt as they are pooping.

She let me try anal last night and we went down the brown waterslide

by kingofnapzzz May 7, 2025

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025