Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 11, 2019

Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.

Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.

by your neighbor January 26, 2023

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty

Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick

by I3avier August 18, 2023

Looking at Cheese Pictures

Trying to Find Porn, but not wanting to seem weird

Hey Aaron remember when we were looking at cheese pictures yesterday?

by Euripadese August 04, 2022

Cheese Hold Challenge

The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.

Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.

by Crackersak June 12, 2018

bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.

His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.

by Keeping it real November 30, 2015

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 30, 2020