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N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis
Damn that black girl is a n-word penis
by Will Johnson February 17, 2024
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Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
"penis"
"lmao"
by temujin420 August 24, 2022
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Penis sisters

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.
Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.
by Boss Panda December 28, 2021
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with
“Emily come here so I can show u my penis
by Xxernix April 18, 2023
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penis drake

Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.
Mom its a penis drake oer there!
by Korvensomstickerut December 12, 2016
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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
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