Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
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HELL YEAH

Shitty penis by i am e February 3, 2021

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polar penis

It was -20°F outside, cold enough to turn a man's dick into polar penis.

polar penis by dsrdakota February 22, 2021

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Know as big dick in science term it refers to the American singer songwriter frank sinatra who had a big ole dongle.

Wow that guy Tim, yeah I heard he has Frank penis.

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vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

vons penis by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

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the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis

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my boyfriend got a soupy penis.

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quick summary (under 3-4inches) micro penis is mostly used for people with SMALL UNDERAGED WORTHLESS PENIS! usely use in bo2 lobby’s (

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bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..

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