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Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
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Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
by Madorlando September 18, 2020
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Nut cone

An ice cream cone you just busted so much in it is completely filled
by Matt nugg September 29, 2021
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deez nuts

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE
by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021
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Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
by The giant worm August 9, 2022
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Fnaf Nut

Where a male wits a full school week between nuts to maximise force.
My father used to turkey jerk me, so I hit him with a fnaf nut” said Tom
by Howardeez Nuts January 7, 2020
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Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.
The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.
by yungchub October 16, 2019
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