Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022

Bust a nut

The act of masturbating until ejaculation is called busting a nut.

Boy 1: Do you know Abdul was caught bust a nut in the loafing shed during our trip to farm?
Boy 2: Aren't loafing sheds the place where goats are kept? ....that sick ophidiophilic motherfucker.

by PussySlayer0892 October 31, 2019

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021

nut

what u call someone when they are a being a cheeky beast in a way that is irritating or annoying

“ur being a nut right now”

“u bloody nut”

“francis? yeah, he’s a big fat nut”

by yutook2nut April 27, 2025

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

No Nut November

No Nut November does not apply to anyone born in the years 2004-2010

Hey guys we don't have to do No Nut November, we were born in 2005!

by Couchdriver November 2, 2021