pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

dick-a-lick

1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

by The Human Centicorn January 1, 2012

Witch Dick

The bumps on a man's penis after contracting genital warts, often looking like the warts on a witch's nose.

Brian got the witch dick from Denise and he didn't even fuck her. She just gave him a hot dog bun.

by Skywal80 February 18, 2009

dick-hat

Another name for foreskin.

That man still has his dick-hat.

by LeavesKittun September 3, 2007

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

dick dust

The crap you try to cough out after smoking way too much crystal meth.

My throat is sore from choking on all that dick dust.

by dirtleg May 15, 2016