The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Monkey

Racist F---

YOU MONKEY!

by tylerif January 28, 2022

A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

bullet monkey

A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.

Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.

by Cole Rabedeux January 21, 2021

Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?

When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven

by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024

The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024