Penis

National put your penis in a girls booty day

Today is national put your penis in a girls booty day

by Gay midget porn January 28, 2023

Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.

Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?

by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022

Peni

the sole definition of handsome and majestic

damn that person is soo peni

by 1c3WalloC0me March 21, 2023

pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you

Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght

by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022