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brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 8, 2024
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Brown Shirt

The current uniform of the Democrat party. Wearers of this uniform also tend to be jack boot-wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.
Brown shirt Democrats are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else. If you don't do what they say you will be censored, cancelled, or worse.
by JustWadaPlz September 27, 2022
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brown mug

The art of pooping in a mug and filling it with similar color coffee and then giving it to your most hated work partner.
You just got brown mugged.
by ChubbyChalupa January 13, 2017
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Daniel Lockton-Brown

A spaztic who would stick by your side no matter what. Someone who will treat you like family as long as you do the same to him. Someone used to be shaped like a boulder but now looks like a fucking twig but still has the strength of Tyson-fucking-Fury. Someone who will fuck you up if he has to but is also a 2 year old toddler by heart
Daniel Lockton-Brown is a fucking bitch but we still love him (no homo)
by Your nan is an LED lightbulb October 25, 2020
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Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
by boingoing August 12, 2024
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Brown Delivery

To defecate in and ship a sealable UPS postage box.
The man in the buster browns just made a brown delivery to my ex-wife.
by Brown Delivers December 22, 2010
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providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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