Goodsoil

A town full of incest cabbage growing cunt fucks that smell like sour crout and can't tell the difference between there cousins and dogs.

Wow this goodsoilers are fucking idiots

by Rko69 May 18, 2018

Matt Goodman

A dusty ginger who cant get an offer from loughborough uni, this is due to the fact that his brain is smoother than a formula 1 car's tyres. He has the deadest mullet to exist and it looks like he paid the barber in shillings. Looks like a candle stick who could easily be blown out by the weakest gust of air, which could come from him as his smoker's lungs are weaker than his car's engine.

Ed your such a matt goodman

by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022

oogle ma goodies

a phrase exclaimed when you see something awesome.

"Damn, Look at that booty!"

by Post-Toastee September 15, 2003

Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing

Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye

by Sumborino March 27, 2017

Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistan “exit strategy”.

If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!

by K9Mamma August 19, 2021

Manchurian Goodbye

When leaving the presence of a girl (usually girlfriend, but any girl you have performed any sexual acts with will suffice), you jab her in the throat and immediately give her a hickey where your punch landed.

I was leaving Jenny's house and I gave her the Manchurian Goodbye on my way out.

by Freaky Styley November 30, 2009

Shanghai Goodbye

When, the morning after, the girl leans forward for a goodbye kiss from her man and he lightly punches her in both eyes, swelling them shut Chinese style.

"He gave his girl a Shanghai Goodbye so everybody would know she was taken."

by GlumReaper March 29, 2010