The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.
I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!
She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...
Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!
She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...
Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!
by GiuElz July 20, 2014
by GOON TOONZ September 28, 2020
by Gastony Rice January 13, 2022
the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.
Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game
Zarif: 9:30
Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30
Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
Zarif: 9:30
Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30
Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)
by boingoing August 13, 2024
Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
by NbsJesse August 13, 2017
A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
by psyguy2020 October 01, 2022
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke September 01, 2020