penis

Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.

Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.

by Laxer35 February 21, 2023

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

Penis

Your 2 inch punisher in your pants

i definitely have a HUGE penis im talking GIRTHy HUNKY meatslapper of a penis

by Stonkle September 23, 2021