Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024

The Jack Attack

A special martial arts move where the attacker pulls down the opponents pants and proceeds to pull on his pubic hair.

whoa look at that guy hes doing The Jack Attack

by bigdaddie43 January 30, 2025

The “Jack in the Box”

This is when you insert your wonka into your companions chocolate starfish as it is soft, as and time goes on like a jack in the box, suspension builds until you reach your full potential and jump scare said companion.

I did The “Jack in the box”

by Big bad boyler. February 1, 2026

gamma jack

the fucking most evil super in the incredibles

gamma jack: You know, so, uh, you know, I take a look around, I see if there's any, uh, good-looking, uh, women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sorta start from there and work my way down the list. You know, if you've got, uh Tubby Joe Schmoe over there with, uh, a laser pointed at his head, then he might have to wait in line a little while.
me: stfu lil bro

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

complete jack torrance

someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.

Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.

by suemeorsuemenot14 February 28, 2026