Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.

Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.

by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020

Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

t-bagging

a toxic expression used in video games to tell the other player to suck it

little timmy was t-bagging every person that he eliminated

by hihelloboiz August 14, 2023

Scab bag

A dirty whore that gets passed around in a group.

Man in 211 likes to bring his scab bag to his room to soak in all the delicious juices and dwell in the aroma.

by Bottyho August 27, 2018

Male-Bag

Scrotum

That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.

by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024