Blanket Bless You

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.

My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.

by Kalisiin April 25, 2014

You want laughs

It's when a person makes a joke trying others to laugh with them

You want laughs: indication to the other person its not funny.

Eric: Hey Alex you suck at shooting, why do you even play basketball ?

Alex: You wants laughs (with a straight face)

by OVT January 11, 2015

you finna bump?

An Ebonics phrase meaning "Are you going to fight?" or "Are you wanting to fight?"

"Bro, get your head out of your ass."
"You finna bump?"
"Yeah nigga, I'll take you."

by SobeJane March 21, 2015

fuck you rule

The fuck you rule states that when used the person whom used it is right and the person on the receiving end is wrong no matter the circumstances.

You: 1+1=window
Nerd: actually it’s 2
You: the ‘fuck you rule’ states I’m right dickhead

by Wet chick July 14, 2019

Keep it 60 with you

1: To a friend; Tell mostly the truth but 40% of it still lies
2: To a SO; When you lusting over them hard

1: Guy 1: "Im going keep it 60 with you, She a bitch and i hate them"
Guy 2: "Yea i know..."
2: "Im keepin it 60 with her/him"

by IStoppedCaringABitAgo March 31, 2019

Hey you up ?

Either gender asking if the person they want to smash is up for a root.

Her: hey you up ?

Him: yea why
Her: I'll be over in 30 minutes

by Mellogibbo December 9, 2019

slap you sally

Basically, you pop someone after saying "I'mma slap you sally!"
See slap.

"I slapped my wife sally!"
"Fuck no, I'mma slap you sally!"

by Suburban Middle School Kid December 30, 2019